December 2009
Across the Universe
shmiffyy:
Whoever hasn’t seen Across the Universe yet seriously needs to get off their arse and go watch it… like now. >:( Because it is great. And I love it. And sudden death will surely befall those who haven’t. Well, I’m just talking shit, but seriously, Jim Sturgess is a sexy beast with a sexy accent, and Evan Rachel Wood is hot as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z1EodDfgGo
I...
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2010 is around the corner...
…and I’ve been thinking, what can I do to better myself? Obviously this is nothing new to anyone as people have been forced to think of resolutions once their ability to figure out what calendars were. Every year i make resolutions that i barely keep… but this year 2010. I hope to change that. Here is what I’ve come up with:
*Find A JOB *Buy a Blackberry *Go to a gym and...
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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does...
– British diarist & critic James Agate
I feel as If I've been gone for so long...
Being Stuck at my grandparents, their internet really sucked… everything was contrasted white… so i couldn’t use it without blinding myself ); But finally I’m Back (:
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10 more minutes... Until Santa Comes and Rapes The...
Parental Units.
I’m not sure if it’s because i was woken from my amazing dream with an annoying Sheldon-like knock attacking my door, or the fact that I told them i was going out today and they told me to change MY plans, but living with other people who control my every movement when they decide to, really sucks. I know this is probably just another rant of the teenage sort but without this, would I...
Handicap? Talk about handicap — I’m a one-eyed Negro Jew.
– Sammy Davis, Jr.
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Ghetto Prom →
Seriously WHAT were these people thinking
Boys + Knowledge = Nonexistent
Vanessa: So glad I'm not a boy, I can't even IMAGINE being circumcised.
Sundeep: Don't girls get spayed?
Vanessa: No, That's in cats. And I believe they just take out their ovaries.
Sundeep: *smirks at Sirb* No, don't they put a mould up there and melt the vagina.
Sirb: WHAT THE FUCK? o.O
A drinking cup used by Napoleon was made from the...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)
He may seem like a BAMF, but he also suffered from ailurophobia, the fear of cats, so it kinda evens out.
We’re all so very, massively, epically, astronomically fucked up.
– - (: (via shmiffyy)
LOL did you think of that? :P
(via soft-tingz)
Naturally. ;)
(via shmiffyy)
New-wave philosophy. (:
Mais je ne pourrais te dire ce que je n’sais pas.
Et je ne pourrais te...
– Zaho - Je te promet.
Oh SHIT! →
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Precious
As I sit here watching this movie i realize how sad our world can be to a few people. Due to circumstances beyond our control we are dealt cards that might not always be to our liking, so if we take the easiest path we see, we might not end up on the happier side of the coin. I don’t know if i could go through all that she went through, but it makes you realize there are always people out...
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What I can remember: Irrational Thoughts pt. 1
What’s worse getting wasted to the point where you can no longer remember what happened? Or getting SO HIGH that your body decides to work against you in the middle of a very busy neighbourhood? I’m not sure there is a big difference but to have it happen on the same weekend reaallly fucking sucks. Well it’s what i wanted I supposed. To live the ultimate teenage life, to party...
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You’re not drunk enough if you can still lie on the floor without hanging...
– Singer & Comedian Joe E. Lewis
MGMT - Kids →
The Poor Kid!
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Woke Up This Morning...
and all I could do was feel optimistic about today… boy was I wrong. But this helped.
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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
– Singer & Comedian Joe E. Lewis.
20% of people identify themselves as chronic...
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
so me >.<
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Did you know that santa has a special friend that...
shmiffyy:
ohyeahfacts:
His name is krampus and he beats people with sticks – especially females. Pictured below, the story of the krampus has been used for centuries to frighten children into behaving before Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
xoxo,
James&Adg
(note from James: I thought this was Adg blazing during school, but alas it turns out this is entirely truth. Wikipedia says so....
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I'll take D) for $500...
Sonia says: FUCK YEAH I HAVE TESTS THIS WEEK TOOOO.
-shits brick-
oh wells.
Sarah says: i wonder what's more painful.
a) shitting a brick.
b) watching a brick shit.
c) bricking a house with some next paste shit.
d) giving birth.
e) swallowing a chewable calcium tablet.
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Dreaming...
I’ve been going to bed pretty late, for the past… month (?) or so. And it’s been the past few days that I’ve been having REALLT weird dreams… and when I dream like that I usually don’t wake up until mid-afternoon… between 2-4 usually. Anyway these dreams are all kind of connected in the sense that they all revolve around me going to a house party. It all...
Animal Test →
shmiffyy:
Although I don’t think this was very accurate for me, maybe someone else would like to give it a go. (:
So I took that test…. and I got a bat. Not too sure about THAT one.
“The Animal In You - You’re a Bat
Thanks for taking the Animal In You personality test! We’ve determined that your personality best matches the Bat. Click here to take the test and find...
Conformity is the death of individualism
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why we should really pay attention to the finer...
Vanessa: Hey did you know Matt and Kim, from Matt & Kim have been dating for 7 years?
Sonia: They're Gay?
Vanessa: ... Kim's a girl.
Sonia: Oh right...
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DSK Jewwlry →
After watching a BubzBeauty Video on youtube. Looked at this site, has the CUTEST necklaces. Love Swarovski Crystal!
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Registration Day
DUNH DUNH DUNH DUNNHHHH! Here ye, here ye. Vanessa Gonsalves is OFFICIALLY enrolled in school (finally)! *woot*woot*
Now my only problem is… i’m not too sure what the hell I’m supposed to be doing since exams are about 4 weeks away. so i only have 1 course. Parenting. |: I’m not to sure if 4 weeks is even going to work for a course THAT easy. But we shall see… and...
The Phone Call
So… I have finally gotten the phone call I have been waiting WEEKS to get. It’s one of those reality check kind of phone calls. I am officially going to be enrolled in my new school. That should be interesting enough. I have come to the realization that I really don’t want to make any new friends. It’ll just be too hard to make work. The friends I have are just enough to...
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We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns....
– 1950’s American Film All About Eve